Friday, September 18, 2015

The Way You Want Him To Be & The Way He Is

The way I want him to be, attractive, funny, tall, blah blah blah ......

The way he is, he picked me up this morning at the gas station, he recognized me but I didn't recognize him.  Thats the way hook up's go sometimes, they're so random you may or may not ever see them again.  This time he remembered me.  As he gave me a ride down the street, we got reacquainted really fast.  When it was time to get out of the car, like a dumb ass I give him my number when he asked for it.  What really pissed me off about that, he said he wanted to send me photos of what hes into and I said not to send them and he sends them anyways.  Now I have to change my cell phone #.

I really want to put this part of my life behind me.  This just isn't my lifestyle anymore, random hook ups, I'm ready for something meaningful BUT reality keeps showing me different.

On a positive note, one of my straight guy comedian friends did a have a freudian slip and accidentally called me, "babe" .  I think he called me, "babe" , because last week we had a good comedy talk about show biz and I was still fresh in his head and when I called him out on it, he said, "I didn't call you babe but whatever" .

Sometimes I think I'm better off with the latter.

xoxo


Thursday, September 10, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 90

Today I just don't give a fuck, I'm just glad I'm done with diet blog:

- 3 different types of chocolate candy
- hot potato with shrimp 
- steak burrito
- guacamole & chips 
- spicy Doritos chips

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 89

As I come to the end of my diet, I hopped on the scale to see if I was up or down and wouldn't you know I was down 1 lb.  Ain't that some shit. 90 days of this bullshit and I stayed the same.

- Boston Chx dinner w/ turkey 
- Mac & cheese
- loaded potatoes 
- mashed potatoes 
- chx soup

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 88


I'm so glad this "so called" diet is almost over, at least I was true to posting everyday.

- spicy ramen
- large boba milk tea
- 2 Krispy Kreme donuts 
- lays chip and cheese dip
- double stuffed Oreos
- 4 mac/cheese bites 
- cream cheese muffin topping


Monday, September 7, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 87

- half sandwich 
- chili cheese dog w/ fries
- Pringles half can
- Korean spicy chicken & teriyaki chx with clear noodles & rice
- kim Chee
- Thai iced tea w/ boba


Sunday, September 6, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 86

Last 4 Days. 

- spicy chicken leg
- 1 biscuit 
- potato wedges 
- peanut butter & honey sandwich 

Saturday, September 5, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 85

Today was hot.

- strawberry eclair 
- 6inch roastbeef sandwich 
- 2 cookies
- cup of soup
- slice of pep pizza
- spicy chicken sandwich jr.
- medium milkshake

Friday, September 4, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 84

I started off good today and then it went to shit.

- banana 
- ho ho's 
- 6inch meatball
- 2 cookies 
- Reese's cups
- mexi melt
- cheesy gordita crunch taco

Thursday, September 3, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 83

Believe it or not, I don't feel that fat today. Even though I've been eating bad, my portions have been somewhat controlled. 

- peanut butter & honey sandwich 
- half can of Pringles 
- cheap raspberry coconut twinkies <--- zingers!
- Taro Boba
- Reese's cups 
- M&m's 
- slice of pepperoni pizza
- mexi melt
- gordita Nacho crunch

Scratch whatever I said up top.

90 Day Diet - Day 82

- 2 peanut butter & honey sandwiches
- mini beefy ques
- triple layer nachos
- spicy ramen
- large Thai iced tea w/ boba
- large milk tea w/ boba 

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Kim Davis debacle

The hot gay news out right now is Kentucky Country Clerk - Kim Davis.

Kim has decided to be the martyr for the anti-gay marriage movement and refuse to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples in Kentucky, citing personal religious reasons.


This past week Yahoo has been posting many articles on this debacle, all the while, I've been leaving comments below those articles and wouldn't you know it, my comments are very well liked, so fuck you Facebook, you're not the only website with the "Like" button.

Here are all of my popular comments from all the Kim Davis articles on Yahoo:

As a Gay person, I think its nobel that Kim has decided to dedicate herself to the lord, great, nothing wrong with that BUT thats on her own personal time. The problem here is that shes reppin her Lord for a 3rd party (US Government) and the 3rd party has already made it clear what there stance is on Gay Marriage.  My advice to Kim, grow up and get over it, otherwise start a support group and work it out in therapy.
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Yes Mrs. Davis, keep standing your ground, so when you go in front of the Federal judge this week, our entire Nation can watch you go down in flames for violating Federal law. #LOVEWINS #MARRIAGEEQUALITY
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Kim Davis has been married 4x, the main reason why she doesn't want to issue marriage license certificates to Gay couples is because she used them all. 
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OMG, Kim Davis has been divorced 3 times??? No wonder why she doesn't want to let the Gays marry, because she knows we'll do right where she went wrong! (3x as a matter of fact) #haha
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Heres whats going to happen. Kim Davis will go to jail for disobeying the U.S. Supreme Court and then all her of anti-gay marriage friends will start an indigo campaign to raise money to bail her out.
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If she worked for a church that dispensed marriage licenses and the gay couple were trying to get their marriage license there, its a no issue, but since shes an elected official working for the government, (where gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states) she needs to do the job that she was elected for otherwise quit, the courts have spoken and she is not above the law. 

For all gay marriage proponents, it will take you a couple generations for you guys to get use to the idea of gay marriage or maybe never at all and my best advice for you is to suck it up. Time heals all wounds. 

xoxo
aka Mr. Gay

Heres a photo of Kim Davis from a Baptist Minister supporting her fight, just cute, now she has a decoration to hang in jail cell for violating Federal law. 



Tuesday, September 1, 2015

90 Day Diet - Day 81

Fat bitch is at it again.

- bobs sugar donut
- creme brûlée 
- Reese's cups
- bun mi sandwich 
- candys