heres my annual year in review. Before I get into it, I will say that 2014 totally did not end the way I thought it would.
January started off with a couple trips to L.A. Moms had to see the Eagles at the Forum so I tagged along as the chauffeur. I also got booked with Nick Staddlers LOL Show in North Hollywood so that gave me some personal time to run around and do some shows. This was a good one!
When I came home from Arizona in December 2013, my breathing was off and found out that I had picked pneumonia somewhere on the road. For the next 2 months I was definitely on the mend. So in order to get better I had to completely cut myself off from anything stress related.
I really wanted to turn #hellagaycomedy into a podcast for 2014 but the timing wasn't right so I decided to carry on with the shows, we started off with the Gang Bang Comedy Show at the Playland Bar in SF and of course I can't do a Hella Gay Show without having some kind of controversy, I had a very politically correct Lesbian friend comment on Facebook that this show title was, "gross" , so I politely responded back to her, "well you know what they say, as long as one lesbian disapproves, everyone else will like it" .
February pretty much sucked.
The month of March gave me a lot to look forward to, especially with Sausage Fest. I really really love all the support I get from all my straight guy comedian friends in the Bay Area. I'm pretty sure I'm the only booker, male or female, gay or straight, that can get a bunch of straight guys to perform in their underwear or without their shirts in a gay bar. I really treasure that special trust that these guys place in me which really means a lot to me, thanks guys. (but sometimes I secretly think these straight guys only want to do my show so they can say they did it) (I think that makes me some kind of weird gay status symbol)
Heres one of my favorite status updates from March 30:
"just came back home from flirting with the liquor store clerk and got him to give me some free candy. #slut #skills"
In March, yes bitches, I'm still in March, I had really good hair. I had an umbre faux hawk that grew out really cute. The hair color and placement was totally my idea. I had my hair colored & cut by 3 different people to achieve this look and it was all worth it. (did I just quote a Clairol commercial) ???
and heres how it looks from the side ...
fuck you, its my blog ... I love it!
Little did I know that the month of April was going to be super fun. We planned a family trip to New Mexico for the Gathering of Nations Powwow and I was interested in hosting Stage 49 again but this time I wanted to do it in drag and thats exactly what happened! So working up to that weekend I began prepping my drag persona at the SF open mics and had tons of fun doing it!
Somewhere in the Mohave Valley desert on our road trip to Albuquerque I had this really great idea to take a drag press photo! OMG, this photo turned out to be one of the most iconic drag photos I have ever taken because as soon as I posted it, several people on Facebook copied that same, "hitchhiking" , pose which I thought that was very #flattering
And when we got to New Mexico for Gathering, heres what all that hard work culminated too! I just couldn't believe how well I was received by all the people. I kind of felt like Selena too. Remember in the movie, "Selena" , when she was in that big stadium and she was paraded around in a horse carriage, well minus all that except the big crowd. #amazing #dreams #do #come #true
May & June were pretty memorable. I decided that I was burnt out on producing the Hella Gay Shows and I was done. I planned on finishing out our 4 year run with the SF Gay Pride All Star Comedy Show @ The Magnet, little did I know that I was going to handle over the reigns of the show to Ash Fisher, an up & coming comedian from the East Coast and she was going to carry the #hellagaycomedy flag for a year while I caught my second wind.
This is Lesbian comic extraordinaire - Ash Fisher, what an incredible find.
For our SF Gay Pride All Star Comedy Show I wanted to go all out and give free cake & ice cream to our crowds for supporting our shows over the years. Heres what our cake looked like:
There is definitely a little theme going on the cake, a gay couple is celebrating their kids birthday with their friends. (I know, just cute)
In July, I developed an addiction to Ramen noodles. Uhhhhh, so good.
August definitely snuck on me. Even though I was supposed to be on hiatus from producing shows, in the back of my head, I kept thinking to myself, "why not produce a gay comedy festival, I mean after all, I do have all of the experience and success to pull it off, so why not go for it" ?? So thats exactly what I did. I enlisted the help of Ash Fisher, Jesus Fuetes, Carrie Avritt, Tommy Arnold, Kimberly Rose Wendt and we went for it and we ended up producing 12 shows in Oakland & San Francisco that were packed out and all well attended! #amazing
Also in August was my moms bday, I had to hook her up with the, "Princess Cake" , from Victoria's Bakery in North Beach. #delish
Finishing out the month of August was a blast, I decided to take my drag persona - Nasty Ass Bitch, to new heights and give a return lap dance performance in Peaches Christ's annual, "Showgirls" , event, I got so many nice compliments on my trash bag outfit.
And thats when she started to come around ... the one and only Margaret Cho! For September Margaret did a surprise pop in performance at Club Deluxe, which would later lead to her busking for the homeless in SF for November & December! #pretty #cool
Muthafu*ka's, I did not forget October. I don't really feel like need to post a photo, tell you guys a story or share a funny anecdote for the month of October because well, I'm sure you can tell it was PRETTY FUCKIN GAY just like the other 11 months of 2014.