"that lucky bitch .... " , which is what I always think to myself whenever I see a really hot guy with his arm over some bitch.
Why lord, why couldn't have you blessed me with a nice piece of male ass to call my own?
I'm going to be turning 39 very soon and if someone would have told me I would ended up a single all those years ago, I definitely would have tried harder to shake my ass when I was 20.
I refuse to think the right one came along and I just wasn't ready. Fuck that. The right one never came along because otherwise I would have known about it.
One thing is for sure, I'm glad I never settled for anything less.
I'm sure there is a man out there who can rock my world with my not too high or unattainable standards. I'm really not asking for too much - goodlooking, kind, sexy, smart, like this fucker pictured below.
Thats not asking for too much?
Okay Universe, the last time I was on facebook and requested in my status update, "I wish a hot man would say hello to me" , it totally happened and thats what I'm asking for again.
And this time God, Universe, or whoever is listening, I want the whole enchilada, so please send him my way and lets get it started!.