Good Gay vs. Bad Gay

In Anishnabe culture, they say the good and bad live within us all and we are whichever we feed the most, so heres my breakdown:

I'm a bad gay because I don't:
1) tap dance
2) sing
3) do hair
4) I'm not skinny
5) watch Glee *not entirely true*
6) work at Bloomingdales
7) adore Lady Gaga
8) lisp
9) not athletic
10) not attracted to other gay guys.

I'm a good gay because:
1) I'm real
2) I speak my mind
3) I love to snack
4) I think of others before myself
5) I'm nice
6) I invented the bend & snap move
7) I don't let negative shit weigh me down
8) I live my life
9) I don't take bullshit from the straight boys
10) and lastly because I love. ♥