here's an old school anit-gay PSA ad, this was too funny! I watched this video a couple of times and have come to the conclusion that hitchhiking makes you gay.
Here's my response to the talking points
1) on being overly friendly, it's because I want to talk somebody's ear off about me
2) trying to win over your confidence over too quickly, that means I want to borrow $ money from you
3) if I'm overly personal, I don't really care about you, I'm just stalling until I can turn the conversation back to me